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Post by helt on Mar 21, 2011 22:34:48 GMT 10
Dumb and Dumber
"I fell off the jetway again"
It kills me everytime but it never makes any ists for great lines
Do you have any movie lines you love but no one seems to appriciate?
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Post by MrX on Mar 22, 2011 14:01:36 GMT 10
WB Looney Tunes
Foghorn Leghorn
“That boys as sharp as a bowling ball”
I use this line daily...no joke...
Die Hard
Helicopter riding FBI Guy 1 “Just like ‘Nam, hey slick?”
Helicopter riding FBI Guy 2 “I was in Junior High, dickhead!”
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Radio X “Sage” radio DJ
“If you don’t like it, you can go fuck yourself”
Hellboy talking to nasty dog like demom
“Hey, first date, no tongue!”
Batman 60’s TV Show
“Same bat time, same bat channel”
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Post by MrX on May 2, 2011 16:27:00 GMT 10
One I stole from Foghorn Leghorn, used daily, when referring to someones lack of thought:
"Sharp as a bowling ball..."
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Post by gorehound1972 on May 4, 2011 19:45:24 GMT 10
"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted." - Audition (1999)
"Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors." - An American Werewolf in London (1981)
"Cookies sure were good. (Dying words)" - Battle Royale (2000)
"Woe be unto him who opens one of the gateways to Hell, because through that gateway, evil will invade the world." - The Beyond (1981)
"Where's the baby, Billy?" - Black Christmas (1974)
..."The blood of these whores is killing me!" - Blood For Dracula (1974)
"Shoot it man! Shoot it in the head!" - Dawn of the Dead (1978)
"You want me to salute that walking pile of pus?" - Day of the Dead (1985)
"Your mother ate my Dog." - Brain Dead (1992)
"Hey Pam! Remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it honey, you really gotta be sitting in my seat." - Death Proof (2007)
"You are a wise man Van Helsing, for one who has lived only one lifetime..." - Dracula (1931)
"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"- Evil Dead II (1987)
"11:55, almost midnight. Enough time for one more story. One more story before 12:00, just to keep us warm. In five minutes, it will be the 21st of April. One hundred years ago on the 21st of April, out in the waters around Spivey Point, a small clipper ship drew toward land. Suddenly, out of the night, the fog rolled in. For a moment, they could see nothing, not a foot in front of them. Then, they saw a light. By God, it was a fire burning on the shore, strong enough to penetrate the swirling mist. They steered a course toward the light. But it was a campfire, like this one. The ship crashed against the rocks, the hull sheared in two, mars snapped like a twig. The wreckage sank, with all the men aboard. At the bottom of the sea, lay the Elizabeth Dane, with her crew, their lungs filled with salt water, their eyes open, staring to the darkness. And above, as suddenly as it come, the fog lifted, receded back across the ocean and never came again. But it is told by the fishermen, and their fathers and grandfathers, that when the fog returns to Antonio Bay, the men at the bottom of the sea, out in the water by Spivey Point will rise up and search for the campfire that led them to their dark, icy death.
[bells ring distantly]
12:00, the 21st of April." - The Fog (1980)
"Why'd they have to go and dig up Jason? Some folks have a strange idea of entertainment."- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
"Detective Cameron: I got good news and bad news girls. The good news is your dates are here.
Sorority Sister: What's the bad news?
Detective Cameron: They're dead." - Night of the Creeps (1986)
"Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here!"- Night of the Living Dead (1968)
"You think when you die, you go to heaven? You come to us!"- Phantasm II (1988)
"Milk! How vomitable!" - The Raven (1963)
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