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We're back baby!
It's still real to us dammit!!
It's a sleeker Asylum...
A Slick, Vigilante Puma...I mean, Asylum
The Asylum, the place where the inmates run wild!
A niche forum where people at least try to know what they're talking about
But we're not guaranteeing that
You might be mentioned in here
So keep your eyes peeled
but not literally, that'd hurt
If you are looking for intelligent discussion on anything from WWE to the UFC to NASA or Movie's
this is the place to discuss it
If you lurk and don't post
you might have a voyeur fetish and be unaware of it.........
It's more fun to join in than watch ;)
Watching is a waste of time
Doing is what it's about
In laymans terms
Do you prefer to wank, or fuck?
reamjob
I'll only do one if the other is unavailable
Not saying which one, though
But if you lurk and don't post, you might also be, a
Master of your own domain
Keeper of your Castle
or how else to put it
A WANKER :P
A wanker which also has a fondness for Mae Young's Undies
Yuck
That's disgusting
Would you do her?
If you can't respect someone else's opinion.........
Piss Off!
If you like to further your own agenda and be a prick with ears, then this is NOT the place for you.
If you're female and you join
you consent to be called "Toots"
whenever we feel like it
like it or not, ok toots :P
Yes, this news fader does rock
The Asylum
There is a time and a place for everything
This is a place
But is it the time?
A pertinent question
I don't own a watch
And I hate wearing a clock on my arm
Or around my neck.
Only Flavour Flav can do that
Even if it's a fashion statement
It's impractical
So, it could be the time
But I don't know?
We have the place
If you have the time
Do you know what time it is?
We try to be fair here
But sometimes we're not!
We try to like you
But sometimes we don't!
We try to be intelligent
But we're just not!
Yet still, we're smarter than you :P
We know the difference between "then" and "than"
Do you??
Good on you than
I mean, then.
Do I?
Now you've gone and confused me!
I'm more confused then a very confused person
Than, then, than?
Sometimes here we get people who are asses
They think they're bigger than the place
They act as though they're above everyone else
Whether they believe they're wittier
Perhaps from a higher class than most
Maybe they've got a pretend uni degree in something no one cares about
Some may even have a real one
I have two of them by the way :P
Oft-times these people leave of their own accord
Sometimes we help them [img src="http://attachments.proboards.com/116104/theasylumv2/8_B2ZACOVeAlCkC9cFxZ.jpg"]
We like to think of them as our special friends...
... who we don't really like
Like the retard you be nice to because he's a retard
That sort of special friend [img src="http://attachments.proboards.com/116104/theasylumv2/ri2dfwqa7KbxgXOeDEUn.jpg"]
Sometimes here you'll see boobs
There seems to be a consensus that boobs are great
We even don't care if they are fake or not, just as long as they are there.
Do you agree?
How could you not?
:tits
I'd be a bit scared to have sex with Pink
I think she might hurt me
Madonna and Lady Gaga too
They'd have a crumpet that actually looked like a crumpet
Not one with honey on it either
Maybe one with Vegemite
Yuck
We don't like to talk about gay things here
It makes us feel more manly if we don't
"Dude, you kissed a girl?"
"That's so gay!"
I love that movie line
I wish I could remember where it was from
One of our members has slept with his own cousin
But apparently she was hot, so that's all right
And he found out later it was only via marriage, not a blood relative
I reckon we should all do something like that
We don't have thousands of posters.
Really, we don't even have hundreds of active posters
But what we do have is...
... is...
... if you find out what we have, can you let me know?
As long as it isn't a venereal disease
They can be nasty
especially the ones where you get open sores
They ooze puss
They hurt like hell!
Errrr... so I am told
Yeah, that's right.
And now onto our team of mods
First we have Skinnydragon who pulls off the awesome feat of being skinny, and also a dragon
Sometimes his wife logs into his account
She thinks I don't know, but I do.
And big Greg, the GP
Like a man with five penises, he fits the Asylum condom like a glove
Stevil420... we've watched him grow
We remember him as a virgin
Which was not all that long ago
Now, he's a machine.
Pistons pumping, and mighty unclean
Read into that anything you like
Then there's KEK
He has come out of DJ retirement
But he's not called DJ KEK, like every other one.
He's mr kek. The Klubb Energy King.
And used to sell legal DVDs
Yeah, legal
*cough*
Then there's Gog77
He is also a purveyor of fine DVDs
Rayth is like a pool of wrestling knowledge
If he doesn't know something about wrestling, I'll make it up
Dragon is no relation to skinnydragon
And just because it doesn't say he's skinny...
... doesn't mean he's fat
Or does it?
Then there's Shooter who evidently doesn't fire blanks
Unless of course his wife talks about Rogue9 as well
Rogue9 is a long-termer
That's what his missus says
Dunno how she knows.
Must've heard, or something
What happened to Greigie?
Did I get the i's in the right place?
Then there is the Godfather of the original asylum, HBM
So that's the team
They're a good bunch, if a little slow
And sure, they might be a little frisky in the change rooms
But you have to expect that when you're dealing with thoroughbreds
How many grown men does it take to live with their grandma
None
Grown men don't live with their grandmothers
And so, the saga of the newsfader continues
I bet parrasteve, is a St George supporter named Joe :P
Lonewolf left us a long time ago
Then he came back
Fancy that
I'm glad he's back
He gives great back rubs
Did anyone mention happy endings?
Which brings me to Bazzil
I loved him in Fawlty Towers
Then there's Rodders.
NSW and ACT wrestling afficionado
Fisty's been around a while too
He collects old school games
He has a wife, yet still finds the time to play them
He's my hero
He also won the 07 Supercoach comp
The bastard
dangergein has been hang'in round.
He seems to be in danger all the time
But somehow is able to talk about wrestling of all sorts
Despite the Danger
Or maybe he is Dangerous?
BEWARE, Dangergein is in the house :)
vile101 has come out of nowhere
Mike2003 has come back after 4 years of hiatus, and then disappeared again.
Petepunter has slept with a homeless prostitute
I'm sorry...
I seriously can't top that
He's also M.I.A
Fancy that?
Hope that's not where Mike2003 has been ?
Can you imagine one of us running a wrestling fed?
I can
Greg can too, apparently
Rayth as well.
And Mr. Helton may have finally found a home here
He's learned to use the "Comments not worthy..." thread
Sometimes
Ms Rhi has decided to stop lurking, read into that what you will..... :P
Neil's been hanging around a bit lately.
I hope he doesn't hang out with a guy named Bob
Who are you two?
Neil and Bob?
OK, if you have to...
I stole that from the Ford Fairlane movie
Very underrated.
Hollywood has found a home for himself
He's very much like the Vet
Love their Hulk Hogan they do
They love their Hulkster so much, they have red and yellow condoms
JJ Hewlett is a great member here
Pity his member is anything but great
Or that's what I heard
If you don't tell anyone I've got a wooden dick
I won't tell anyone you've got splinters in your ass
My Year 12 teacher told me that - Al Westover, coach of the Melbourne Tigers
No wonder I'm the way I am
Brilliant, that is.
scott loves his punting. He don't post much, but he gets his tips in [img src="http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x359/mrkek/Asylum_Emoticons/thumbsup2.gif"]
POST MORE SCOTT
Goldberg1991 is a fan of Gillberg :P
Natholy hangs around occasionally
he knows so much about the Mid-South
that he must have been born there
rix is a new fella
Magnificent Hennig has been around for ages.
Not that he's old
Or magnificent
Or Hennig
Or Magnificent Hennig
No
Wait on
He was Magnificent Hennig.
Now he's Magnificent Dragons trying an confuse us all.
That's how all this started!
I often wonder whether The Tapir has a long nose
I love saying that name, but with a french accent
It sounds cool.
Say it, Tapiiiiiir :)
pinhead pops his tiny head in every now and then
David is pretty weird
He doesn't use a pseudonym on the net
Which will make it easy for the cops to track him down
Not that I know he does... stuff online
rf is a funny one
He is a man of mystery
Typo
He is a man of misery
That's better
Which brings me to Season Veteran
I sat next to him at the IA event
Dunno why he was in the same cubicle as I was though
Farken top bloke, that one.
eldoz is around now and again
So is bundymania
Maybe they hang out together when they're not here?
Whispering sweet nothings in each others' ears
Or other orifices
Maybe not, I know
But it's fun to speculate, huh?
rayth has been to a Wrestlemania live
lonewolf too
I hate that about them :)
Lucky bastards :P
An then there's Recky
He just popped up out of the blue
Kinda like a big fat pimple you can't get rid off
Nah, he's good value, and a bit of a posting machine
Which brings me to nath
The man with the idea's that booking committee's can't think of
Mason Childs throws his two cents in now and again
He touches himself in the bath
champ flashes onto the boards now and again.
Lucky I didn't say flushes
That would intimate that he's shitty!
Gammergq starts a surprising amount of threads
If he keeps it up...
... I actually don't know what'll happen
How about that?
bbbd has had a case of mistaken identity. He still hangs around in more ways than one. ;)
gorehound1972 isn't shy about gore that's for sure
:) That that almost rhymed
After months of trying, I still can't spell rushshah without checking
like I just did right then
Bloody annoying spelling
And finally I come to rohan
What can you say about a man like him that hasn't been said before?
he's got three testicles
That hasn't been said
He likes mangina
That might've been said
Who knows
Sooooooo
If ya wanna make the newsfader
POST!
Or live with your Nana
And pretend it's by choice
That makes it cooler
See, mr kek was right, the news fader does rock :)
Rocks socks off, it is said
Back to the start
Tadaa
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